.......and a few external Links:
(what's a website without some of these?)






Like Beer?? Like Golf?? If you've got this far down on the page you must. In that case you must visit the Golf Guzzler! Learn all about proper beer-drinking golf etiquette and other important stuff you just won't find anywhere else. (While you're there, ask him how he likes his Bogey Bag!)




So, how's your Onion??
If you don't have a sense of humor please don't click this link. Save the bandwidth for those of us that like a good laugh each week.




You probably got here from a search engine; this little link (above) leads to add-me.com which is how I got this page into that search engine. Its one of the few no-bull, cost-free URL submitters I've found. Check it out if you have a page you want listed on the major engines. I like them enough that I actually honored their little "please-place-this-link-on-your-page" request.




This one came from one of the search engines I submitted to. I've never clicked it so I don't know where it goes. Now that's pretty damn irresponsible for a webmaster, but luckily I'm not one of these. However, they did tell me (and I believe it!) that by putting this here I'll be popped right up to the top of their " USAOL honored sites list". Yippee. They've got AOL in their name; how smart or good can they possibly be??

Funny thing is, before they changed to the non-animated graphic it occasionally said something about Virtual Avenue, which is a free web site hosting place. As a matter of fact you're looking at a site hosted by them right now. It is free and reliable; all you gotta do is put their banner graphic on each page and they give you server space for your web files. Register your domain name and you get a (an?) URL that you choose (assuming its not already taken). Anyway, that's enough of that; Virtualave has all that info if you care. If you do head over there, give me a plug; maybe they'll even start paying me to keep my site on their server...........(yeah, right).



(it is a pretty popular site though, huh?)